Service Charges May Apply

My mom thinks I need to take my day-to-day stories and publish a book. I told her my life isn't that interesting that people would want to read about my life. But then I thought about all the people who read my blog. You must find my life pretty interesting if you're reading my blog on a daily basis. So, I've decided to charge $5 per entry in order to read about me. Not sure how I'm going to do that since I don't even know who reads my blog, but I'll think of a way. If you're one of those fools who leaves messages, I know for sure you read my blog...Irish, Shannon, Holly, Kari, Gretchen, Katie C. Aunt Lisa confessed to reading my blog this weekend, so I'll charge her. And I know Katie N reads my blogs. Becca has admitted in an email she reads my work. Wow, I'm going to become rich just by writing about me! It's perfect. Thanks for the idea, mom!